2018 World Cup Of Hotness

It's their first time in the World Cup, but its not the first time on the pitch for full-time underwear model/rest of the time forward  Rúrik Gíslason  of #team Iceland.   And well  Rúrik he's got everything. I mean hey, girl hey. Those eyes. That man bun. That casual cool - hey I am Europeans but actually from a place where drinks cost $20 and we wear winter clothes in summer but nothing is unspoiled. Star sign is Pisces, he has more Instagram followers than the population of his homeland (currently nearing 800K and counting)  at this 30 year old born in 1988 when some of the BEST music came out, has been playing since he was a we lad - a career that's spanned twelve years so far.  Because  Rúrik is ALL that and a steaming volcano, I couldn't possibly even blog about any other match today. Tune in at 8AM PST/11AM EST to see him in action for yourself. I mean I honestly don't think I have ever seen a more attractive and godlike man in my entire life.

It was easy to choose #TeamRussias hottest player, because there is only ONE. The rest?They all look like Putin.  But this guy, well he is special.  When Russia takes the field tomorrow against Egypt its going to be all eyes on  Igor Akinfeev. That's right he is also the team's goal keeper AND team captain who has the looks and swagger of a 32 year old Jude Law. Plus he has been on the pitch since the age of four when he was recruited to play for  CSKA Moscow’s  Academy.  Igor, well he is a ONE man CLUB. 

Whats not to love about a team comprised of eastern European male underwear models whose names you can't pronounce?   #TeamPoland had far too many choices and I figured that I had a goal keeper theme going so why not share the boyband good looks of  Bartosz Marek Białkowski, who currently plays for Ipswich Town and the Polish National Team as a goalkeeper.

If Camilo Vargas doesn't get you out of bed at 5AM PST/8AM EST I don't know who will. You'll find him defending the goal as the keeper for both the Colombian National team and   Deportivo Cali.  

If you know me, you know that I am an anglophophile. I also root for City, Man City that is. The team that is simply THE BEST premiership team, PERIOD.   This years ENGLAND team is comprised of a whose who of 29 and unders, but I would be remiss I didn't name check the man of tomorrow's match against Tunsia, Fabian Delph (#17)  Man City's current midfielder. A modern day millennial Thierry Henry!

Keep your eyes peeled for Belgian's #1 central defender Toby Alderweireld (#2) a modern day Robbie Williams meets Vanilla Ice dopplegaanger whose day job is strutting his stuff on the green for  Tottenham Hotspurs.  I can only imagine that this match up with be filled with only the drama that a wanna be French team, and a South American team who ISN'T Argentina or Brazil can bring during this aggressively early 8AM PST Monday match.