2018 World Cup Of Hotness

Two teams with the most aryan looking men on earth. What's a girl to do?   While #teamsweden is filled with a whose who of hot vikings, #teamgermany is filled with a group of men who you can call the master race for a reason. THEY ARE HOT.  But lets meet the men of the match. Playing for #teamsweden is  Karl Gustav Johan Svensson. I mean have you heard a MORE Swedish name? And that's right ladies, US football fans can see him playing a midfielder for the Seattle Sounders. Eyes the color of the Baltic sea? Check. Now over on #teamGermany there were SO many options it was hard to choose so I had to choose Kevin Trapp, the goalie mainly because he looks like the singer of a boyband.  Plus you'll have no problem watching him jungle LOTS of balls.

It was easy to choose #TeamRussias hottest player, because there is only ONE. The rest?They all look like Putin.  But this guy, well he is special.  When Russia takes the field tomorrow against Egypt its going to be all eyes on  Igor Akinfeev. That's right he is also the team's goal keeper AND team captain who has the looks and swagger of a 32 year old Jude Law. Plus he has been on the pitch since the age of four when he was recruited to play for  CSKA Moscow’s  Academy.  Igor, well he is a ONE man CLUB. 

Whats not to love about a team comprised of eastern European male underwear models whose names you can't pronounce?   #TeamPoland had far too many choices and I figured that I had a goal keeper theme going so why not share the boyband good looks of  Bartosz Marek Białkowski, who currently plays for Ipswich Town and the Polish National Team as a goalkeeper.